“Now That My Pay Structure is Set...

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 03/24/2018 at 17:18 • Filed to: Evil Genius, Tesla, Elon Musk, Elongated Musk

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...I don’t have to keep pretending that everything is going according to plan.” Never let anyone tell you that Elon Musk is an idiot.

Elon Musk directs Tesla to ‘slow down’ on deliveries this quarter, citing local capacity issues

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > PatBateman 03/24/2018 at 17:30

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How does one slow down something that has been significantly behind all along? 

fintail > PatBateman 03/24/2018 at 17:30

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I live in Tesla Mecca, and have seen exactly 3 Model 3 so far - I see dozens of S and X every day. Nothing is wrong, everything is on track, no worries.

PatBateman > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/24/2018 at 17:31

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By pushing the “Super Slow Mo” button. One car per day.

PatBateman > fintail 03/24/2018 at 17:50

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Well, everything but the company being able to make all those Model 3s they sold, of course. Aside from that...

fintail > PatBateman 03/24/2018 at 17:53

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Just a little detail, no problem.

Elon knows his cult is devoted and will tolerate a bunch of bullshit. He could push Model 3 builds out 5 years and a lot of the Kool-Aid drinkers would accept it.

Spanfeller is a twat > fintail 03/24/2018 at 17:59

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Well, they could also get the jaguar.... Instead of a model x.

Lets see how tesla does againts mainstream rivals.

fintail > Spanfeller is a twat 03/24/2018 at 18:11

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After the recent Model X fatality crash in California, I’d also be curious about that aspect.

To be fair, the brand attracts a lot of morons who were probably slumming it in a Prius until the new brand came along.

Spanfeller is a twat > fintail 03/24/2018 at 18:12

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The model x crash?

But the jag looks great for an EV....

fintail > Spanfeller is a twat 03/24/2018 at 18:19

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https://www.engadget.com/2018/03/24/tesla-model-x-driver-dies-in-mountain-view-crash/

Jag doesn’t nearly have the monied-and-dopey-drone cachet held by Tesla. Electrics and British names mixing might also be risky :)

Spanfeller is a twat > fintail 03/24/2018 at 18:46

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That’s scary.... I wonder if it was a tech bro driving or autopilot

fintail > Spanfeller is a twat 03/24/2018 at 18:47

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Probably a little of both.